Ilana: "I was trying to keep track of everything that was happening on the island when my head suddenly exploded, and the next thing I remember was waking up here."
Ilana: What lies in the shadow of the statue? Jacob: Ille qui nos omnes servabit. Actually it's referring to me. Ilana: I would bow down to you but I am covered up in bandages. I am honored.
Running with scissors AGAIN Ilana? OK, we'll go back in time and do it all over again just one more time -- but that's it. Don't run with scissors next time!
JACOB: You only need to get bandaged once, Ilana. Anything that happens before that is just.. rolling up! ILANA: I'm very happy to hear that. JACOB: I'm going to cure you, 30 years ago from now. ILANA: I'll wait.
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The test results just came in. It seems you are bland and uninteresting.
...this is what you get for trying to become a main character...
you were supposed to die to be able to go back to the island silly.
Girl in the middle bed: "Will you please give me back my pillow! You already have two others!"
I warned you... but you ate my cookie anyway. I had to do what I had to do.
Are you sure your name isn't Ana Lucia?
Look, you were awesome on Rome, but this just isn't working out...
Sorry Ilana. I asure you that Vincent will get a stern talking to for this.
I've narrowed it down, I'm either Jack or Paolo. I need you to find hard evidence.
happy halloween Jacob. I'm a mummy.
Can I interest you in a nice time share condo on a tropical island? I have to warn you though, it smells like feet.
And this is why you don't mess with the Chuck Norris lookalike.
Ilana: It's not that I don't appreciate it... I just think it's all a bit much for a sprained ankle.
Why is it you always show up just in time for my sponge bath?
[Left on the cutting room floor.]
"...That's why it's my goal to see the people of the world evolve into a superior being like me. A white American male."
"Haha... you put the ill in Ilana".
"You're f******* kidding me... the Easter Bunny did this?"
"All I said was that the Easter bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down."
Ilana: "I was trying to keep track of everything that was happening on the island when my head suddenly exploded, and the next thing I remember was waking up here."
You've survived an electricution which was lead by no other than Percy Wetmore! Isn't that a miracle?
Ilana: What lies in the shadow of the statue?
Jacob: Ille qui nos omnes servabit. Actually it's referring to me.
Ilana: I would bow down to you but I am covered up in bandages. I am honored.
LMAO @ Ryan Hop...brilliant
"This is for Brodie!"
You thought I was kidding when I told you not to sit so close to the tv didn't you...
I told you this would happen if you kept fooling with time travelling bunnies, Ilana.
Running with scissors AGAIN Ilana? OK, we'll go back in time and do it all over again just one more time -- but that's it. Don't run with scissors next time!
Jacob:I thought you were joking.
IIana:I told you the Four-Toed Statue Collapsed on me!
I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a fever for the flavor of a Pringle. There is no cure.
I'm from you HMO, and I'm here to screw you. Oops! You're awake!
JACOB: You only need to get bandaged once, Ilana. Anything that happens before that is just.. rolling up!
ILANA: I'm very happy to hear that.
JACOB: I'm going to cure you, 30 years ago from now.
ILANA: I'll wait.
Jacob: So, how tall did you say you were?
Ilana: I'm 6'8.
Jacob: Hey.
Ilana: Hey.
Jacob: Ilana, I think this Popeye Plastic Surgery procedure was a BAD IDEA.
Ilana: IamwhatIam....arrrrrrgh!
Jacob: "I'm sitting in a chair."
Ilana: "I'm lying in bed."
Girl #1: "Me too."
Girl #2: "I'm not. Just kidding, I am!"
[Everyone laughs]
LOST
JACOB: "Imhotep...Imhotep..."
ILANA: "That was a DUDE!"
JACOB: "I know, I know!"
Geez, do I have to write it down for you? For the last time it's 4,8,15,16,23,42!
I tell you, this hospital's gone right down the toilet since that Dr Shepherd was fired.
See I warned you that kicking an Iraqi torturer in the face would come back to haunt you!
^^ But kicking Sayid has most probably happened AFTER that meeting with Jacob in the hospital, not before it.
Jacob: First things first: let's heal those awful fire wounds in your face.
Ilana: How did you know there were fire wounds in my face, Jacob?
Jacob: Because you told me, Ilana.
Ilana: No, no I didn't!
Jacob: Well, you will.
Sorry Illana. I wasn't entirely truthful to you.
Oh Jacob, it was a wonderful dream. And you were there, and a scarecrow, and some flying monkeys. Oh, there's no place like home!
"Eye'll see you around"
It's better than being poked in the eye with - oh, no, wait. It's not!
Jacob: Ok you don't have to say 'no' right away to what I have to ask you next, but promise me you'll think about it...
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LOL:
"You're f******* kidding me... the Easter Bunny did this?"
Can't you do that shoulder-grabbing thingy you do? It worked with the bald guy.
...and then the stupid blond just started whacking the damn thing with a stone!
C'mon Jacob, just a little scratching. I miss those magic hands of yours.
Give guitar to fat guy, put on plane: check. Iraqi girl hit 'n run: check. Bring aspirin to unfortunate guest star: check.
Wiggle your big toe. Wiggle your big toe. Wiggle your big toe, dammit! Gee, you've got a lot to learn from the bald guy.
Jacob: 'so... did you see 'the english patient'
Jacob- "Sooo.... yeah..... I have crabs. Just thought you might wanna check out that itchy you got goin."
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