Comments on Lostpedia Blog: LP Caption Contest #2

Jacob- "Sooo.... yeah..... I have crabs. Just thou...

2009-05-31T05:22:34.259-07:00

Jacob- "Sooo.... yeah..... I have crabs. Just thought you might wanna check out that itchy you got goin."

Jacob: 'so... did you see 'the english patient'

2009-05-29T19:41:21.759-07:00

Jacob: 'so... did you see 'the english patient'

Wiggle your big toe. Wiggle your big toe. Wiggle y...

2009-05-29T19:23:42.138-07:00

Wiggle your big toe. Wiggle your big toe. Wiggle your big toe, dammit! Gee, you've got a lot to learn from the bald guy.

Give guitar to fat guy, put on plane: check. Iraqi...

2009-05-29T19:11:18.742-07:00

Give guitar to fat guy, put on plane: check. Iraqi girl hit 'n run: check. Bring aspirin to unfortunate guest star: check.

C'mon Jacob, just a little scratching. I miss thos...

2009-05-29T19:08:08.664-07:00

C'mon Jacob, just a little scratching. I miss those magic hands of yours.

...and then the stupid blond just started whacking...

2009-05-29T19:07:01.610-07:00

...and then the stupid blond just started whacking the damn thing with a stone!

Can't you do that shoulder-grabbing thingy you do?...

2009-05-29T19:05:05.730-07:00

Can't you do that shoulder-grabbing thingy you do? It worked with the bald guy.

Jacob: Ok you don't have to say 'no' right away to...

2009-05-29T18:57:02.566-07:00

Jacob: Ok you don't have to say 'no' right away to what I have to ask you next, but promise me you'll think about it...

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LOL:
"You're f******* kidding me... the Easter Bunny did this?"

It's better than being poked in the eye with - oh,...

2009-05-29T10:57:59.922-07:00

It's better than being poked in the eye with - oh, no, wait. It's not!

"Eye'll see you around"

2009-05-29T09:06:35.788-07:00

"Eye'll see you around"

Oh Jacob, it was a wonderful dream. And you were ...

2009-05-28T09:26:32.435-07:00

Oh Jacob, it was a wonderful dream. And you were there, and a scarecrow, and some flying monkeys. Oh, there's no place like home!

Sorry Illana. I wasn't entirely truthful to you.

2009-05-28T02:44:23.631-07:00

Sorry Illana. I wasn't entirely truthful to you.

Jacob: First things first: let's heal those awful ...

2009-05-28T00:15:56.216-07:00

Jacob: First things first: let's heal those awful fire wounds in your face.

Ilana: How did you know there were fire wounds in my face, Jacob?

Jacob: Because you told me, Ilana.

Ilana: No, no I didn't!

Jacob: Well, you will.

^^ But kicking Sayid has most probably happened AF...

2009-05-27T20:34:00.411-07:00

^^ But kicking Sayid has most probably happened AFTER that meeting with Jacob in the hospital, not before it.

See I warned you that kicking an Iraqi torturer in...

2009-05-27T14:39:54.976-07:00

See I warned you that kicking an Iraqi torturer in the face would come back to haunt you!

I tell you, this hospital's gone right down the to...

2009-05-27T14:33:45.355-07:00

I tell you, this hospital's gone right down the toilet since that Dr Shepherd was fired.

Geez, do I have to write it down for you? For the ...

2009-05-27T14:31:06.090-07:00

Geez, do I have to write it down for you? For the last time it's 4,8,15,16,23,42!

JACOB: "Imhotep...Imhotep..." ILANA: "That was a D...

2009-05-27T12:36:59.885-07:00

JACOB: "Imhotep...Imhotep..."
ILANA: "That was a DUDE!"
JACOB: "I know, I know!"

Jacob: "I'm sitting in a chair." Ilana: "I'm lyin...

2009-05-27T06:42:18.897-07:00

Jacob: "I'm sitting in a chair."

Ilana: "I'm lying in bed."

Girl #1: "Me too."

Girl #2: "I'm not. Just kidding, I am!"

[Everyone laughs]

LOST

Jacob: Ilana, I think this Popeye Plastic Surgery ...

2009-05-27T06:35:34.227-07:00

Jacob: Ilana, I think this Popeye Plastic Surgery procedure was a BAD IDEA.

Ilana: IamwhatIam....arrrrrrgh!

Jacob: Hey. Ilana: Hey.

2009-05-27T06:22:11.615-07:00

Jacob: Hey.
Ilana: Hey.

Jacob: So, how tall did you say you were? Ilana: I...

2009-05-27T03:35:22.750-07:00

Jacob: So, how tall did you say you were?
Ilana: I'm 6'8.

JACOB: You only need to get bandaged once, Ilana. ...

2009-05-26T23:57:35.042-07:00

JACOB: You only need to get bandaged once, Ilana. Anything that happens before that is just.. rolling up!
ILANA: I'm very happy to hear that.
JACOB: I'm going to cure you, 30 years ago from now.
ILANA: I'll wait.

I'm from you HMO, and I'm here to screw you. Oops...

2009-05-26T23:43:38.800-07:00

I'm from you HMO, and I'm here to screw you. Oops! You're awake!

I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a fever f...

2009-05-26T23:26:48.261-07:00

I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a fever for the flavor of a Pringle. There is no cure.