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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

FCC Cites ABC $5M for Profanity in Lost "Whispers"

"We didn't think anyone would play them backwards" claims script boss Gregg Nations

(April Fools Day Parody Post)



04/01/08 - ABC was hit Monday with a record $5M indecency fine by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) for improper language in two recent episodes of the hit television drama Lost. The proposed fines, which include $7000 fines against each ABC local affiliate, underscore the FCC’s efforts to enforce the Broadcast Decency Enforcement Act of 2005.

ABC press officer Jeff Fordis released a statement reading that ABC believes the decision to be “capricious, arbitrary and not numerically consistent with fines for past alleged infractions, as well as an irresponsible action in light of the recent and ongoing appeals process regarding the federal government’s decency campaign currently in the Supreme Court.” American Civil Liberties Union Policy Counsel James Tucker commented, "this is paternalistic suppression of free speech and the creative process at its worst."

ABC’s most recent indecency fine was a $1.2 million penalty for a 2003 episode of NYPD Blue which showed shots of a woman’s bare buttocks (link). ABC’s parent company Disney unsuccessfully challenged the penalty. The previous largest fine was a $3.5 million penalty levied against CBS for what the FCC described as essentially a “teen sex orgy” on a 2005 broadcast of the hit drama Without a Trace (link).

Broadcasts of Lost included numerous profanities as well as explicit sexual and bodily function language embedded in so-called “Whispers” in two of the episodes shown in March, “The Other Woman” and “Meet Kevin Johnson.” The audio track of these whispers, when played backward, allegedly reveal the indecent language.

"We believe in enforcing tougher standards in broadcast decency and that includes language, especially during primetime when children are watching,” said FCC spokeswoman Mary Diamond. “The language that was used was inexcusable. The fact that ABC retrospectively redacted this so-called “whisper audio” from their online streaming episodes reveals that they were aware of the content from square one.”

ABC Entertaiment division chief Stephen McPherson dismissed the fine as likely to be overturned, noting that “the dollar amount is on its face improper as it exceeds the $3 million cap specified in the Broadcast Decency Act.” When asked if the Lost executive producers Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof of Bad Robot Productions had briefed ABC on the matter before the broadcast, he replied, “We’re trying to locate them ourselves, and we’ll have no comment on this topic until that time and we have an internal discussion with them.” According to yesterday’s news at the website The Smoking Gun, Lindelof had been arrested in Pasadena, CA for indecent exposure when he allegedly threw his shorts at officers.

Although ABC Medianet and Lost's PR officer Erin Felentzer have apparently gone into media silence, a post at the official Lost discussion forums The Fuselage by frequent contributor and Lost script supervisor and writer Gregg Nations briefly appeared: “We didn't think anyone would play them backwards, it’s simply unbelievable what has happened. I mean who would do that? It boggles the mind.” This thread has since been removed. McPherson added, “Rest assured that the proposed fine will have no effect on our planned broadcast schedule or storyline content. ABC is committed to continuing with the remainder of Lost Season 4 beginning on April 24.”

UPDATE: It was announced today that this story is actually an April Fools joke and is actually just a parody. April Fools.

17 comments:

Santa said...

UPDATE: It was announced today that this story is actually an April Fools joke and is actually just a parody, so don't sue us OK?

Laura said...

Awesome joke - figured it out just after the part about Lindlof getting naked in public. Had me fooled, tho. Good job to whoever wrote it! (Honestly - "wouldn't play it backwards"...LOL)

Jay said...

damn it! I was suckered into it. It is just about believeable. April Fools!

InDirkWeTrust said...

Lol, that's pretty good...I fell for it. But isn't it a sad statement on the FCC that this is actually believable?

Steff said...

Awesome Joke.. i was too tired to remember it was still April 1st.. fell for it =)

Nevermore said...

This is awesome. Although I figured it out the moment I finished reading the headline, it's brilliant, and the bit about pantless Damon is just plain hilarius.

Are the names of individuals featured in this article real, acronyms or just random?

Jen said...

This is fun!
I'm wasting way to much time from work today reading up on all the April fools jokes online.....

CerberusVenting said...

this is hilarious , I actually pulled my GF in here and read it to her, again though how sad is it for the FCC that this doesn't seem that unfeasible , i was just having a hard time figuring exactly why Damon would throw his shorts at the cops :)

Andrew said...

DIGG link:

http://digg.com/television/FCC_Cites_ABC_5M_for_Profanity_in_Lost

MetallichickX said...

Oh bah, I forgot it was April Fools. I just glanced at the headline first and immediately went and read through the whisper transcripts...

Oh well, it passed the time. Nice one!

Hipster Doofus said...

I fell for it until the Damon throwing his shorts part.

Jason Mittell said...

Doesn't this post violate LostPedia's parody policy?

Nice job...

texgeekboy said...

I scoured the Smoking Gun site for the article. Thanks!

Great AFD joke though :-)

Symo said...

Oh thats note fair! Its April 2nd already in Australia! I was on the lookout for pranks yesterday! Good job, love the thought of Carlton playing his banjo as Damon throws his pants off and dances around :P

Kelly said...

At Lindelof's shorts I suddenly recalled April Fools. Good idea! I LOVE the paragraph with the links to bare butts and teen sex orgies. "(link)" So funny!!!

Frank said...

A.) SO Funny

B.) I linked to this article, the TSL one below-had NO idea so many people would come to my site based on that. Just so you all know, I do write about LOST things rather often-just not since Thursday, really. Thanks for stopping by.

C.) I think an excellent on Island April Fools gag would be a RickRoll Dharma orientation film. Ben sits Locke down, tells him "this will explain everything," Dr. Haliwax shows up and BAM-Rickrolled....

Just sayin...

quickiekeiv said...

I think that joke is hilarious. To bad you have people that have to ruin all the fun sometimes. But i do not believe that they do not expect people to play things backwards. Lost has some of the most hardcore fans EVER. We play things backward, forward, and sideways!!!!