An ebullient Faraday explains, "There's no easy way to break down the physics of this for you. So, I'll be blunt and try to save time--though time is relative, but I'm getting sidetracked here. Jack, you're a tool. And not the good kind of tool, but more along the lines of 'not the sharpest in the shed' sort of tool. I've got my journal here and I can show you my calculations on it if necessary. I've investigated every possible permutation of this and it's a quantifiable certainty. You are a tool."
DANIEL: "I swear...I have...THIS MANY amazing ideas about the nature of time...travel...and how to get you...off the island...but...unfortunately, the brain that they're housed in...will be shot by my future mother...in less than 20 minutes." JACK: "..."
- Give me your heart
ReplyDelete- Wha..?
A little Lostpedia wiki insider joke:
ReplyDelete"His name was Box. Matthew Box".
- What happened, happened
ReplyDelete- Damn
"The island is only this big, but because of the way the light scatters, it appears much, much bigger."
ReplyDeleteI finally figured out what Step 2 is...
ReplyDeleteFaraday: My box is about this big.
ReplyDeleteJackface: Thats what she said
- Do you watching "Lost"?
ReplyDelete- No! I play in it!
Do or do not. There is no try. Hrm?
ReplyDeleteAn ebullient Faraday explains, "There's no easy way to break down the physics of this for you. So, I'll be blunt and try to save time--though time is relative, but I'm getting sidetracked here. Jack, you're a tool. And not the good kind of tool, but more along the lines of 'not the sharpest in the shed' sort of tool. I've got my journal here and I can show you my calculations on it if necessary. I've investigated every possible permutation of this and it's a quantifiable certainty. You are a tool."
ReplyDeleteDaniel: If you give me this much for the job I can probably get the island blown up on time.
ReplyDeleteJack: Is this just an estimate?
Daniel: The past three years have given me a lot of time to work on my shadow puppets. Look! It's a dog!
ReplyDelete"Manipulating time is nothing. Try this invisible pizza".
ReplyDelete"The island is only this big, but because of the way the light scatters, it appears much, much bigger." <-- ROFLMAO
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Faraday: Wtf? Juliet told us Sawyer "stuff" it's like this, can you believe it??
Jack: huh?
"Jack they have 5 dolla foot-longs!"
ReplyDeleteTwo horsies!
ReplyDeleteOkay, now... Two alligators!
Okay, now... Two different horsies!
Cat's cradle?
ReplyDeleteBig fish... Little fish... Cardboard box.
ReplyDeleteDan- "I've seen the future man, I know what happens, I'm telling you it's true!"
ReplyDeleteJack- "There's no way that we could..."
Dan-"...We are the critics from the Muppets."
Don't get so upset Daniel. It's not the size that matters, but the motion of the ocean.
ReplyDeleteJack There IS a difference between Whoppers and Big Macs!!
ReplyDeleteIt's my fingers Jack! I can't control my fingers!
ReplyDeleteDANIEL: "I swear...I have...THIS MANY amazing ideas about the nature of time...travel...and how to get you...off the island...but...unfortunately, the brain that they're housed in...will be shot by my future mother...in less than 20 minutes."
ReplyDeleteJACK: "..."
Jack: Just this big? You should see Bernard's stick.
ReplyDelete"Jack they have 5 dolla foot-longs!"
ReplyDeleteOMG! Roflmao!
Faraday: "I'm sorry, Jack. I only love you 'this much'."
ReplyDeleteLook, I can make my hands perfectly parallel to each other!
ReplyDeleteMy time on this show was thiiisss biggg.
ReplyDeleteOK, Jack, let me try to explain this to you. Imagine I have a string tied in an infinite loop, wrapped around my hands as such.
ReplyDeleteThen....we.."Cats Cradle"...and Voila!!! Time travel.
5 bucks says we can find and blow up the bomb on time! C'mon Jack, don't be a wuss. Oh wait, forgot who I was talking to. Whoopsies
ReplyDeleteDaniel: MATTHEW! Wow...um, wow... I'm a big fan...uhh yeah...but Party Of Five, man...what the hell?...
ReplyDeleteDaniel: No...you tell me, which one smells like Kate, and which smells like Juliet?
ReplyDelete1.21 jigawatts!!!!
ReplyDeleteD:-I'm telling you... it was a fish THIS big!
ReplyDeleteJ:-No way!
Faraday: I'm sorry, but I only liked Speed Racer *this* much.
ReplyDeleteI said... I found pie buried under ground.... would you like some.
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