Here's what you do. Take a look at the image below, and then add your own caption to the image that you think will be funny. It's sort of like the blog's take on "hedding," but the captions can be anything you make up. The general rule is that you keep it appropriate; if they wouldn't say it on Lost, don't say it here.
So let's give it a go, and see how it works out. It might catch on! So here's your first image:
Have fun!
Why yes, it is a big stick. Thank you for noticing.
ReplyDeleteYou're gonna have ta die, Juliet.
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ReplyDelete"how we survived till now?
ReplyDeleteone answer. my wife!
even the smoke monster is afraid of her!!"
Rose: Just because you stole Sawyer from Kate doesn't mean you can come in here and start home-wrecking. Keep your eyes off my man's staff.
ReplyDeleteUm, We are retired...
ReplyDeleteRose: "Juliet, if he doesn't want to shave he doesn't have to."
ReplyDeleteYeah, listen. Santa doesn't care what you want for Christmas anymore. He's got the jungle fever.
ReplyDeleteIf you think his beard is bad, you should see my armpits...
ReplyDeleteThe first incarnation of the hatch had a big lever...
ReplyDeleteA bomb? Are you for real? Well, Bernard, I guess we better go to the caves to fulfill our destinies as those Adam and Eve skeletons. Oh yeah, don't forget the backgammon pieces.
ReplyDelete"Her cancer is still gone, and my one man play 'Kenny Rogers meets Noah' has been running for three straight years. Life has been great! Also, we eat garbage."
ReplyDeleteA bomb? Oh, I was hoping you said "bong".
ReplyDeleteRose:He's just mad because I told him I would leave him for "Wilson" if he didn't shave.
ReplyDeleteBernard:Well Hell, if Tom Hanks had one, I figured the look appropriate for the occassion.
Juliet:Who's Wilson?
If Bernard continues to churn the butter, the world will not end.
ReplyDeleteYes Juliet, you're good. Another use of black and whitye on LOST.
ReplyDeleteI'm telling you, the 70's were much less strange the first time around - even being high most of the time!
ReplyDeleteI'm a dentist, this stick is the only instrument i could find. I don't have an ice skate like tom hanks to do my job.
ReplyDeleteWhy yes, it is a big stick. Thank you for noticing = WIN
ReplyDelete"Be careful! Those whispers are full of spoilers."
ReplyDeleteRose: All that time flashing fried his brain so bad, he thinks he's Moses.
ReplyDelete"Why yes, we have turned into selfish curmudgeons. Thanks for noticing!"
ReplyDeleteYou really expect us to believe it is 1977 and a hydrogen bomb is going to save us? Next you'll tell us this is just a game played by two ancient deities!
ReplyDeleteBernard: Thinking; "mmmmmmm jungle mango".
ReplyDeletehaha
Juliet: "Mom, Dad... I'm pregnant."
ReplyDeleteBernard: She stopped shaving... So did I
ReplyDeleteDo we look like we want an Avon rep?
ReplyDelete@Jonny good one.
ReplyDelete(all the flashing really fried Bernard's brain)
ReplyDeleteI'm Mr. Howell and this is my wife, Lovey. You must be MaryAnn...
Rose: Honey, I'm sorry, but we don't need your girl Scout cookies.
ReplyDeleteBernard: All right, I guess we're busted. Yes, we're the source of the Whispers. You've been Punk'd.
ReplyDeleteSurely the more prudent question here: where have YOU been all season.
ReplyDeleteEver since we found some DHARMA cialis, our marriage has never been better. Though I do miss Viagra.
ReplyDeletewell this is another fine mess we've gotten ourselves into
ReplyDeletewell let me know when you do one with a prize and I will donate one of my Dharma mugs for the prize.
ReplyDeleteYou will never guess what we got in the mail. An eviction notice from some guy named Jacob.
ReplyDeleteBernard: "You know, Juliet, once you go black you never go back... to civilization."
ReplyDeletegillproger's one = WIN
ReplyDeleteYou better listen to me white girl, this ain't no hootenanny. Now, have some tea or get outta my crib before you're the next character to....uhhhh wait.
ReplyDeleteBernard: Welcome to our camp...I'm Jim Jones. Would you like some "tea"?
ReplyDeleteWe *really* think you should stay for tea, Dear.
ReplyDeleteJuliet: That's a big stick Bernard.
ReplyDeleteBernard: That's what she said.
Vincent!
ReplyDeleteNo, that's me, Bernard.
"What, me, worry?"
ReplyDelete"It doesn't matter if we die, as long as we're together... Wait, if it doesn't matter if we die, why did we want to stay here?"
ReplyDeleteMy eyes are up HERE Bernard.
ReplyDeleteYes, you DO need to get to the Swan quickly! They're about to drill into our last outhouse pit!
ReplyDeleteGreat idea. Need a more suggestive picture, though. This one's kind of dull.
ReplyDeleteYes, it IS a big stick, thanks for noticing. Just how do you think I kept Rose happy out here, alone?
ReplyDeleteA tv show, We are on a tv show??
ReplyDelete"Why yes, it is a big stick. Thank you for noticing."
ReplyDeletethe best!
Rose: (to Juliet) The Barracks are about five miles that way. (She points) (whispers to Bernard) They're in the opposite direction, but they don't have to know that>
ReplyDeleteKate: I HEARD THAT!
Ya, we hear you baby. Now go away! We know what happens when we're around you people.
ReplyDelete"These are not the others you are looking for"
ReplyDeleteBernard : "I put on so much weight I hadn't seen my stick for 2 years...well, until you got here Juliet!"
ReplyDeleteJuliet: "Really, so you two were the only survivors of the arrow attack? Come on Bernard, what did you do with the bodies?"
ReplyDeleteBernard: burp
Juliet: Bernard, your going to see Jacob. Rose....you have to be patient.
ReplyDeleteRose: wait, let me make sure i get this clear. you, the guys on the island, want to give us the most-inappropriate-timing-for-the-romance-lines award. OR...are you mocking us??
ReplyDeletehmm. are we really selected as the couple-who-has-the-most-inappropriate-timing-for-the-romance-lines award?or u just mocking us?
ReplyDeleteGood thing you passed on the tea, Juliette. Bernard's been reusing the same teabag for the last 9 months.
ReplyDeleteSo you changed North Pole to come here and live with Whoopie's mom
ReplyDeletethe best one BY FAR
ReplyDelete'No we do not want an Avon rep..'2nd for me is
'What? We're on a tv show?!'
Wanna smoke this island joint with us?
ReplyDeleteB: Call Me Bernard."Slayer of The Others"
ReplyDeleteR: Oh, Please! If it wasn't for Vincent, You wouldn't even have that stick!
Fake Rose: Juliet, I would think twice about blowing up the swan. It may ruin the loophole.
ReplyDeleteFake Bernard: Being dead and possessed ain't so bad.
Seriously, Blondie? Running off to ANOTHER gun show?
ReplyDeleteWe'd rather chill off the grid.
Rose: We plan on selling his beard to The Others for some dog food. Vincent is tired of grass, and The Others need fuel for their four-toed rocket ship.
ReplyDeleteBernard: ...that's why I decided to dress as Mr. Friendly for Comic-Con.
ReplyDeleteJuliet: Mr. Friendly is gay.
Bernard: Gandalf. I'm dressed as Gandalf.
I call it the "Slap-Chop". It's my own invention.
ReplyDeleteCarry a big stick? Check.
ReplyDeleteWalk softly? Not so much.
Juliet: Rose, you were wearing purple last time I saw you, and Bernard, you were wearing brown. So where the hell did you get those new clothes from?!
ReplyDeleteRose to Juliet : Where is your towel ?
ReplyDeleteJuliet : What the hell are you talking about ? What towel ?
Bernard : It's happenning again...
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(yeah, today it's towelday : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towel_Day ;)
We are an example.
ReplyDelete"You Know The Worst Thing About Living In The Jungle In The Past, We'll Never See The Second Series Of Heroes. . . Im Sure It Would've Been Brilliant
ReplyDeleteBernard is much more relaxed now that he had that giant stick removed from his ass.
ReplyDeleteJuliet: ...so glad to see you alive...
ReplyDeleteRose: We appreciate, now give us your clothes!
Bernard: So hey there uh Juliet. So me and Rose have been looking for ways to spice up the old bamboo bed room and well you were always on our mind. How about you come inside for a little apocolyptic 3-way!!! Giggity Giggity!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe came all the way to an island in 1977 to get AWAY from Jehovah's Witnesses! How the hell did you find us?! Don't make me use my Jesus stick!
ReplyDeleteLaverne Scott Caldwell: So. "V" huh, Liz?
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Michell: Yeah! Looks like it.
Sam Anderson: They got any openings?
Rose: You wouldn't have a razor would you? We've been here three years and my armpits are starting to make me look like I've got Mr Eko in a headlock!
ReplyDeleteBernard: The island told me to wait here for Jack and grow my hair. It is my purpose to remind him why he should never grow another beard.
ReplyDeleteThis is some pretty funny stuff. Love the look on Bernard's face in this caption... a million chances to pick something funny for this one. I think the first reply nailed it down from the get go... "Why yes, it is a big stick. Thank you for noticing... HAHA Love it
ReplyDeleteHey Sam -- Will you actually be selecting and posting a **WINNER** for each of these ??
No... Tom Hanks has never been to this Island... to my knowledge, anyway.
ReplyDeleteOk let's go stop that crazy Doc, but first let me give you a little advice....... LIve from New York it's satuday night!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL, loved soninat's... "Gandalf, I'm dressed as Gandalf!"
ReplyDeleteBernard: You are my wife
ReplyDeleteRose: (soprano) Goodbye city life
Rose and Bernard: Green Acres we are there